You have to be joking? John Hastings

The joke that you loved but no one else did?

 Can I just say, I fill out a shit fuck load of these and this is a great batch of queries. There are loads of jokes I like and nobody else likes. The main one is a story about football in America being better. It’s got gambling and murder. Nobody goes for it. But me. And America. 

The joke that worked but you are not so proud that it had?

Sorta all of them. I think comedians (other ones) shit gold. I sit around and stand on stage laboring over these points and I feel like a boob. I get over it pretty quick when them FAT DOLLA’s get thrown t-wards my mug. 

The comedians that made you want to be a comedian?

Jimmy Mcghie. Billy Connolly. Chris Martin. Carl Donnelly. Paul Bryne. Dylan Gott. Tim renkow.

The last thing that made you cry with laughter?

My girlfriend said something fuck knows what it was.

 John Hastings: Audacity.

Pleasance. 9:15

Bring money. fat money.