The joke that you loved but no one else did?
When you’re gentleman of a certain girth do not try on skinny jeans because they will inevitably make you look like a chicken drumstick.
I still love that joke but maybe it’s just a vision I have in my head that other people don’t get.
The joke that worked but you are not so proud that it had?
I had a joke about teenage house parties with couples getting off with each other on a sofa and the punchline was ‘well, every party needs a finger buffet’.
I knew it was a cheap laugh and it also made me feel a bit dirty.
The comedian(s) that made you want to be a comedian?
Victoria Wood, Peter Kay and Dave Allen.
The last thing that made you cry with laughter?
A Frankie Boyle warm up gig and a joke about children in a church choir. You definitely had to be there and I wouldn’t dare give away the punchline.