You have to be joking? William Andrews

The joke that you loved but no one else did?

I moved into a flat in Glasgow. Nice place. I started noticing a ringing sound – very quietly, every now and then. It wouldn’t last for long, and there was no pattern to speak of. I couldn’t work out where it was coming from, so i got myself a stick of chalk, and every-time i heard it, I would stop what I was doing and mark the wall where I thought it was the loudest. Eventually, I narrowed it down to one place. I did a bit of digging with a screwdriver and a hammer and you will never guess…. There was an entire family living next door. The ringing noise was their telephone.

The joke that worked but you are not so proud that it had?

I’m doing a postgraduate in He-man studies – It’s a masters of the universe

The comedian(s) that made you want to be a comedian?

Honestly – I think i just wanted to be as funny as my sister – who is a doctor now btw. Not a funny doctor, although I can’t say for sure – but you don’t want a diagnosis to sound like a punchline.

The last thing that made you cry with laughter?

Mr Fruit Salad. (give that idiot a google)

William Andrews: Willy

Pleasance Courtyard – Bunker One


1st – 26th August (not Tues 14th)


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