My name is Stuart Laws, I’m 31 years old and I am doing a stand-up comedy show at the Edinburgh Fringe. It’s observational comedy but done by an idiot who doesn’t really realise which bits of the observation to actually focus on. I’m that idiot.
My penis is poking out of my trousers. IF, my penis is poking out of my trousers. It hasn’t yet, so I guess it’d be the big stack of smart books that I carry around with me, that I’m reading and using to educate myself with. And my typewriter that I’m using to write my own book.
6 things you can’t live without during the Fringe?
Sound, sight, touch, smell, taste and seeing dead people.
Who are your Edinburgh Fringe Crushes this year?
A young Mischa Barton. But only I can see her and she keeps vomiting and the only place I can feel safe is inside my tent.
Your darkest Fringe secret?
I’m actually really good at stand-up comedy.
Stuart Laws: Who Said Anything About Stopping It? (1hr Show): Aug 10-14, Cabaret Voltaire, 15:50