Meet Gay Furnish – Ed Fringe 2015

Self-summary

I’m Gay Furnish, Sexologist and Flirting Guru.  I used to be a charisma-free zone, now I squirt it everywhere.   I can teach you how.  I’m a high-priestess-guru-sort-of-person.  Come to me.  Even if you’re uncomfortable saying nipple and prefer to say sensitive chest raisin instead.  Let’s come together.  Or you can just watch.  Love Gay Furnish (no relation to David)

What is the first thing people notice about you? 

My magnificent breasts. 

6 things you can’t live without during the Fringe?

Asda meat free burgers

Non-clumping cat litter

White wine

Wet wipes

Cucumber

Vaseline

Who are your Edinburgh Fringe Crushes this year?

Gyles Brandeth.  I’m aroused by his musk.

 Your darkest Fringe secret?

I  wee’d in a vase.

Gay Furnish Flirt Coach – Aug 6-16, 18-23, 25-30, Underbelly Cowgate, 21:00

https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/gay-furnish-flirt-coach

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